;)

stickbloo:

HAPPY AMERICA DAY

0rochimaru:

The Kages of Konoha 

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

scrotumcoat:

get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

scrotumcoat:

get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

epic-humor:

morphinezombie:

blackwolf25:

damnyounick:

what

0 to 100

holy shit

showtime kick right in the face

epic-humor:

morphinezombie:

blackwolf25:

damnyounick:

what

0 to 100

holy shit

showtime kick right in the face

apple5kies:

That’s horrifying

apple5kies:

That’s horrifying

xxlastking:

when your mother let all ya niggas stay for dinner 

xxlastking:

when your mother let all ya niggas stay for dinner 

sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.